Axis or Allies?

[THX1138]

This is my first Brothers in Arms Scenario, so tell me, who's gonna win?

[PBMainiac3]

Allies, baby! We've never lost one yet. You may struggle, but resistance is futile!

[DM5GUNNA]

Gehen Sie nach Hause jetzt und Schrei zu Ihren Müttern.

i dunno if thats right...but neway you get the point!

ALLIES GUNNA MOW

[PBMainiac3]

here we go again, the axis comes out, talks german trash, and gets whupped. Cant wait!

[tshep]

how do you already know what team your on??

[PBMainiac3]

pre-register man...well, yea, pre-reg...Allies are almost full up, i think, not sure, but I think... Axis WAY outnumbered in pre reg, but all walk ons of the day (100+) go to Axis.

[ccmkid9]

i am from belgium so guess wat i hate them germans who invade my country .............i believe they will die............no duh me have DM5GUNNA(chad)

[PBMainiac3]

i am from belgium so guess wat i hate them germans who invade my country .............i believe they will die............no duh me have DM5GUNNA(chad)
Just keep it to paintball, man...limit to paintballs...

[DM5GUNNA]

hey pbmaniac im on allies..i just thought that i would put something to make it a bit easier to understandd lol

[DM5GUNNA]

just a side note to the axis:

im buying multiple cases of paint. (hehe Virtue is fun)

[BradleyMaster]

Two words, DIE NOTZIES. Im with you evil pillsberry doughboy (ccmkid9). Down with the axis. Allies will triumph once again........Go Allies.

[ccmkid9]

thanks i belive that the dough boy has powers

oh by the way i am bringing the waffles(belgian)

[BradleyMaster]

Anyways to be a bit more clear, I think Allies will win because as PaintballManiac said last people to register will be put on Axis because almost now axis people. People who sign up last probably aren't too serious and wont do as well. Therefore.........Allies will triumph.

[PBMainiac3]

yea, me bro and me will prolly get 3 cases, hes got a tippy, i got my cocker and impulse... FEAR ME!!!

[PBMainiac3]

NO! fool! AXIS WILL FALL!! GEez bradleymaster... talk about a typo... man...Allies, get it right!
but seriously, we are gonna win...big time...

[BradleyMaster]

Sorry Paintball Maniac you misspronounced it. It is a titty. And I wont have a blue light blinking in pitch black darkness. But since you are on the allies i will cut you a break. Just dont question my athority again.

[PBMainiac3]

haha, you insulting your own gun? a titty pro? HAHA
HEy, at least I can shoot more than 1 ball/sec...and my hopper can feed faster than 2/sec... so there. BURN

[BradleyMaster]

No, you got it wrong man. My hopper is the latest in technology. No need for a battery or 12 volt. All you need is gravity. Im telling you, its all the rage now. Up with Gravity and down with battery. Gravity feeders with titties rock

[PBMainiac3]

wow...I am speechless... well...mabe not...but I prefer to shoot paintballs, not gaps of air in between 2-3 shot bursts...

[ccmkid9]

ohhh bradlymaster u just got dissed by pbmaniac ohhhhhhhhh

[PBMainiac3]

YEA!! Lookin forwward to havin you on Allies already, ccm!

[BradleyMaster]

Whatever you say oh evil pillsberry and maniac man. Gravity is the new thing. The feeding can be as high or low as you want. It all depends on gravity. Anyways, ive seen better burns given from a hot piece of toast

[PBMainiac3]

I bet you have, I bet you have. And though I can not justify that I am bread, I can vouch for the fact that I am hot...... But on the subject of paintball, gravity sucks! GO EGGS !!! YEA!!!

Out with the old, in with the new
OLD:12 volt Revi
NEW: Egg/Halo

OLD: Bradly and his titty (for those brainiacs out there who haven't caught on a tippmann 98 pro)
NEW:Me and my Impulse -or- me and my gen X 4.

[PBMainiac3]

By the way...gravity is'nt technology... incase you were wondering...

[BradleyMaster]

Hey, pbmaniac if you dont like titties and are into other things as you like to put in symbols like the following (.)(.) then that is fine with me, but dont diss my gravity. For all those who haven't heard about this new hopper, it may be compared to a halo at its feeding ability. Gravity is new and hoppers with batteries taped to them and called 12 volts are old.

[BradleyMaster]

For everyone go gravity. It is technology. Look into it.

[Jimbo5813]

being dissed by forrest is bad

[PBMainiac3]

being dissed by forrest is bad
Thats quite right
Also, bradly. I am talking about the halo and egg HOPPERS... you on the other hand, are thinking of little rings made of plastic (halos) and chicken eggs (Evolution IIs). Therefore, I can agree, your hopper matches the feeding speed of a little plastic thing from wal mart or a chicken egg from Publix... either way, I would rather trust my life to a rubber band than your hopper, so there you have it...

[DM5GUNNA]

hoppers...yehh.

[duAmI]

are u alowed to use psp ramping

[duAmI]

on the 11th

[Jimbo5813]

Chris NO!!!!! ive told u a million times no no no no no
haha forrest rubberbands are kool

[PBMainiac3]

Yeaa...sellin all this crap on ebay to finance paintball...workin ok so far...ebay ebay ebay...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm

[BradleyMaster]

Yeah right forrest. Seems to me like you are spending more than selling. Forrest has bought at least 40 airheads off the internet. But ebay is cool.

[PBMainiac3]

YOU KIDDING?!?!?!?! I have bought... 36x4...144 AIRHEADS!!! GET IT RIGHT!!! (i only ate 72 or so so far)

[ccmkid9]

wat do airheads have to do w/ the scenario

[Jimbo5813]

yea why are you
and bradley master are you = bradley (dominick) from skewl

[PBMainiac3]

yea hes the bradleymaster from school. Airheads=yum! and sustinance..., but the point is, I am spending more than selling, but I do buy a lot of pbstuff wholesale. Works great! I am working to sell crap around the house though...

[PBMainiac3]

Now I KNOW you like my sig.

[Jimbo5813]

nope i dont

[Junkie]

Let's get back on topic... :)

[Jimbo5813]

sorry junkie...
umm yes allies are going to mow B****es
i mean look at the poll allies are 84.21% said to win axis uh 15.79%? hahaha
but yeh guysstay on topic and y are we talking about airheads
ill help you out pbjunkie haha

[PBMainiac3]

nope i dont
Well, I was not taling about you... you are a |.|.| lover!
HA!

[Jimbo5813]

what is a |.|.| lover?

[PBMainiac3]

flat chicks and/or men...kinda like Bradley...a homosexual, if you will

[Jimbo5813]

oh haha i see iti think but back on topic
(see i got u pbjunkie)

[PBMainiac3]

Yea, so we're gonna win, basically

[SuPeRmAn]

and he will shoot it all and ask for pods from me and i am shooting like 3 different pumps and maybe a nova hehehe

[ccmkid9]

u think if any of them work

[General Panic]

I think we might possibly do alright on the day.

GP

[PBMainiac3]

CRAP... http://www.weather.com/outlook/driving/interstate/monthly/USSC0383?from=search ...this may spell problems for my impulse....hope not...must keep an eye on it...but man, im gonna rip some paint during that scenario.

[BradleyMaster]

I hope by ripping paint you mean shotting the enemy not grabing a painball and trying to tear it apart.

[PBMainiac3]

yes, I speak of the former, sir...or shall I say madam?

[DM5GUNNA]

i think we got this... we have some excellent players, and with roadkill playin alongside us, we should have no problem (and we also have the home field advantage-we know the fields)

As a side note to the germans:
Bitte macht embarass sich nicht, gibt nur jetzt, und außer sich der Schmerz *übl Lachen* auf

[PBMainiac3]

woot.
And also, we got Steve...yeaaaa

[Jimbo5813]

allies always mow though so i say lol chad say in german
"we mow b****es"

[DM5GUNNA]

allies always mow though so i say lol chad say in german

jimbo, the translation is:
Wir mähen Weibchen

[Jimbo5813]

hahaha
Wir mähen Weibchen

[ionboy101]

allies are gunna kick ass.Im gettin an 2005 shocker vision wit a halo b and a crossfire 45 4500 tank so we r gunna kick the germans notzie who eva the hell they butt.. Hope yall germans have fun gettin the crap shot out of you. ******You better watch me im gonna sneak around and shoot you in the back of the head.*******

[Jimbo5813]

ehy iob boy ill trade u my new crossfire low pressure tank 68 4500 for your 45 45

[ionboy101]

idk i will have to think bout it.

[Jimbo5813]

ok noe bakcc on topic

[guitarmaster1195]

pbc allies= destroyers of all

[PBMainiac3]

woot.

[Jimbo5813]

shweet lol forrest all you say is woot and all i say is shweet
we will say how long we can do this

[DM5GUNNA]

ionboy just to let you know not all germans are nazis. I have alot of german friends that are more patriotic than some americans. But another point: We have to remember that the axis have a lot more scenario teams than we do, so they will be stronger in certain areas

[ionboy101]

ok but there still on germans so it doesnt matter and were goin to beat then

[dmkiller]

allies gonna MOW! havnt lost one yet!

[Jimbo5813]

shweet

[PBMainiac3]

shweet lol forrest all you say is woot and all i say is shweet
we will say how long we can do this
YES!

[Jimbo5813]

u already lost cuz u said yes
u can only say woot.
ok now for the cildess games to end
allies be there saturday at 11 BE READY!!!!

[PBMainiac3]

Woa, we had something going there? hmm...must have slipped my mind...now its on!

woot

[Jimbo5813]

*game paused* we can say other worda after the original words (woot.u) and (sweet. me)
*game resumed*
shweet guys

[PBMainiac3]

Like..."holy crap I cant wait for the scenario!"?\

WoOt

[Jimbo5813]

lol this is going to be
SHWEET

[PBMainiac3]

wOoT

[guitarmaster1195]

crackheads

[Jimbo5813]

SHWEET CRACKHEADS
shweet

[Jimbo5813]

well allie supporters were right... allies won!
axis had 2675 points and alliea had 3702 points (correct me if im wrong)
It is one of the best weekend ive ever had... i give mad props to the poeple that put this together IT WAS AWESOME!

[General Panic]

Another great week-end effort.

Thanks to Tim Tim and Ben and the supporting cast.

A fast moving game with plent of scope for hard skirmishing.

Did the best team win ? As long as everyone had a good time we all won.

I doff my cap to everyone who came, fought and conquered.

GP

[PBMainiac3]

woot.